How to achieve this look at home: 1. See to it that your infant is completely inconsolable from the hours of 1:30am-4am. Chili twice in a week is a good way to do this. 2. Take shower in attempt to drown out sound and relieve tension. 3. Decide tying your hair in knots to achieve the "beach curl" look seems like a good idea--it looked so cute in the magazine... 4. Shred every good window washing rag you have into strips and use them to tie your hair in knots. 5. Feed baby more chili infused breast milk and go to bed. 6. Arrange to be awakened at eight by a three year old shoving his foot into your neck.