Another "I knew it was too quiet!" moment brought to you by Nathaniel:
Once upon a time, Mommy made banana muffins for breakfast. She made 12 regular sized muffins and 12 miniature muffins. Yum. She thought at breakfast time. So she ate one. She gave one muffin to each child in her possession that morning. There were 7 regular muffins left. Between breakfast and lunch, each boy was given 1 miniature muffin. There were 10 left. Between lunch and dinner, Mommy gave each boy one more miniature muffin. That left 7 regular muffins and 8 miniature muffins in the container on the counter.
So where are they now? I don't know. Ask the 86 pound 2 year old who doesn't like bananas.